Nerd Girls Are Hot- Volume 1

It has been a while since I've had something to post in this blog. This, however, is an important announcement: NERD GIRLS ARE HOT!

Now, I'm not talking about socially awkward girls. Social awkwardness is not hot in either gender. I'm also not talking about fake nerd girls or "porn" nerd girls who can't even program a microwave. A button down shirt and glasses don't make you a nerd girl.

I'm talking about the girls who know the difference between a blaster and a phaser, who appreciate loot, who were good at math and/or science in school, who have obliterated the Covenant and the Flood, who can find "x" in an equation, know that "for reals" is not proper English, and who know that when zombies attack you shoot for the head.

Are you a hot Nerd Girl?
1. Can you curse in at least one made up language? (Mandarin Chinese counts, too!)
2. Do you know what an onomatopoeia is? (You do NOT have to be able to spell it- I used Google)
3. If you know what an onomatopoeia is, can you tell me which X-man is best described by "Bampf"? How about "Snikt"?
4. Define the following Acronyms:
T.A.R.D.I.S.
S.H.E.I.L.D.
S.P.E.C.T.R.E.
If you can't define them, can you name the franchises they come from?
5. You can pick a shot gun, a pistol or a plank with a nail in it- which do you use to fight the zombies and why?
6. What is the Pythagorean theorem?
7. If your friend's eyes glow and her voice drops several octaves you know she has:
a) Been infected by the T-virus.
b) Become the Host to a Soul.
c) Been assimilated by the Borg.
d) Been taken over by a Goa'uld.
e) A Raxacoricofallapatorian inside her.
8. Do you understand personal hygiene?
9. Can you recognize eyelash curlers on site?
10. Can you french braid, apply fake eyelashes, or do you own stockings?
If could answer most of the questions above- you are probably the real thing. Congratulations.

Now, a note to the guys. You could go for fake or porn nerd girls or skip nerd girls all together, but before you make that choice- I offer my reason to go for nerd girls #1:
"We understand that a zombie movie is a perfectly acceptable date night option."